Barnacle Olly

I seriously fucking love my life at the moment. This is kick ass shit. I’m in Krakow, Poland and yesterday I was in Vienna, Austria. Vienna was awesome. I really loved it. It’s alot like home but at the same time a whole lot different. At the moment I’m sitting in my hostels common room and their cooking up a feast, I’M STARVING!! Budapest was the shit, they love to drink over there. The Austrian’s were the most friendliest bunch I’ve encountered so far. They will literally go out of their way to help you out. If they could, they would leave their shop and walk 10 miles out of the way to help you find were your going. And, they dont expect anything in return. Within 5 minutes of being in Poland, we got stalked. FUN! We went down the salt mines today and it was pretty wicked. Everything is carved out of salt, even the chandeliers. Pretty epic. I reallly cant concentrate right now because I’m so hungry and all I can smell is the fumes.

Not too sure if starting a blog was a good idea. I really have trouble being bothered to update it. Iit’s like 3 weeks into my trip. How to find the energy!! I’m in Venice at the moment!! Its amazingly picturesque and beautiful but it smells like shit. Literally. I dont know if thats because of the 50 dogs I’ve seen taking dumps on the side of the street and their owners not picking it up. Or because of the dirty water. Or because of the 50 million pigeons that have taken up residence here. We were in San Marco square today and I felt sick because of the smell. Don’t get me wrong, I love this place, it’s awesome. Simon and Lara reckon the smell was because of the water, I think its because of the dirty pigeons. They dont give a shit about you being there, they’ll kamakaze into your head and then look offended that you walked into them. I hate birds. Their the vermin of the earth. We drank at a really expensive cafe today in San Marco, it felt awesome. So farrr….I’ve been to England…met my family!! Wierd to see all the similarities. Went to Oxford and kicked it with my other aunty. Went to Liverpool and saw one of my good mates from school Megan, had a wicked time with her. Went to Windsor. Met up with Lara and Simon in Rome. Had a crazy good time there. Checked out Florence and saw David’s willy. It wasn’t that big. Hung out in Lucca riding our bikes around the wall. Then went to Cinque Terre and sunbaked for hours. Bit my thumb in Verona just like in Romeo and Juliet. Shopped in Milan. And now I can say I’ve been on a gondola in Venice, which was freaking awesome. I really cant think of anymore describing words, I should probs look up some synonyms if im always gunna say how awesome something was. Started to miss my family. But realizing that this is an amazing experience.

thatnellykid:

The one post that got the most likes and reblogs was the post “I smell like poo” posted up by my dear friend Olivia.

Damnit.

Eeeehhh! This is my first post ever! How exciting! Ms.Burton, thanks for helping me set this thing up. I’m a bit retarded when it comes to this sort of thing. As you’re always reminding me I have a major in journalism and I fuck up my words all the time. So when this sort of shit comes naturally to other ‘journalists’ I can’t even sign in without fucking something up.